Twerken texts

  • Benny: Yeah, well, that's good to hear. I'm glad that's the way you see things.
  • Benny: Wouldn't dream of it. Unless technology advances in the next couple of years and they come up with a feasible way to go such a speed without physically harming yourself and/or others.
  • Benny: Of course. I'm sure I only have half the friends I do because of you, anyway.
  • Benny: Any night and I'm yours.
  • Benny: (unsent) Like always. ben, that's fucking gay stop
  • Benny: Remind me to tell Jimmy thanks too.
  • Benny: You're lame, but you pull it off well. Not many people can do that.
  • Terk: Who do you think taught me how to make friends, hm? My only friend was over the internet before I met you, Mister Pauslen. I'm sure that isn't a mere coincidence.
  • Terk: (unsent) Well, considering tomorrow is your only day for the rest of the week without a 9am, maybe...tonight? fuck terk don't this is a bad idea
  • Terk: I'm hanging out on the beach right now...you can join me if you want.

Twerken texts

  • Reuben: Heeey, I'm just making sure that's what you wanted to say. I like chivalry, though. I was kinda honored, actually.
  • Reuben: Yeah, especially when 2250 kph is converted to 1398.1 mph. Puts it into perspective since we usually measure distance in mph instead. Could you imagine a car going that fast? Shit, bitch, indeed.
  • Reuben: Yeah, I gotchu. There's just probably going to be a lot of our friends there, both of ours, and since all of us, we're like a family....I just couldn't stand it if you felt excluded or something. So if you end up finishing that paper...you're always welcome.
  • Reuben: I'm glad too.
  • Terk: Honored? That's a bit silly, isn't it? You've made some mistakes but you've only been nothing but the kindest to me. I want you to know that.
  • Terk: Woah, please never try to drive a car at 1398.1 mph. I mean, I think a car would EXPLODE before getting to that point, but please....don't try.
  • Terk: Yeah....like family. I'll definitely keep that in mind....I appreciate you asking me.
  • Terk: You know, if you ever wanted to show me your super cool new telescope...I wouldn't mind. Jimmy seems like he knew what he was talking about when he was telling me how COOL it was to learn about stars.
  • Terk: I almost said hot instead of cool. Like a pun. Since stars are hot, haaaah I'm fucking lame, sorry.

HELL YEAH.

crazy-beautiful—-life:

Tomorrow to soon?

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I think I’m all booked up with a potential beach day with my girl Piper tomorrow. But, Wednesday I’m outta class at noon.

Twerken texts

  • Reuben: That was chivalry? It was the least I could do, honestly. Who likes a vibe-killer, anyway?
  • Reuben: The only facts that keeping coming up in my mind are ones that go with numbers...which, I already know, is obnoxious. For example, almost identical eclipses occur after 18 years and 11 days, (Which is known as the Saros Cycle.) And the Moon moves across the Sun at approximately 2,250 km per hour. Not nearly as interesting as the facts you found.
  • Reuben: About that...I mean, you don't have to, but I think Di and I are gonna throw Stanley(or as the fuckass is calling himself, Pedro) a party. And when Stitch and I were younger, I dunno, we used to do these gay, double birthdays. So I thought...maybe we'd try that out again. Which means...you're invited. If you don't have anything to do on the 19th that is.
  • Terk: Not me, no sir. I just appreciated it, okay? You're all questioning my words when I'm showing appreciation, smh.
  • Terk: The moon moves that fast? I'd be scared to be one of those astronauts going to the moon. Shit, bitch.
  • Terk: You want me to come to your birthday? Um, yeah...I'll see if I can. I got a paper to write but...yeah. I'll see.
  • Terk: I'm glad you finally came to say hi, Bern.

HELL YEAH.

fuck-ohana:

Yes, Bernando.

I think Bern… may like to say hi sometime…. He’d like that.

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Yeah, well. Bern can say hi to me anytime he wants to.

HELL YEAH.

crazy-beautiful—-life:

I mean, we can continue to hang out in the pancake house but you can’t accuse me of seducing you every time. Gonna get a guy in trouble.

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OKAY FINE. I’ll just keep my mouth shut and think it, instead. When’s our next pancake adventure?

HELL YEAH.

fuck-ohana:

Oh… not many people know him, he’s a janitor, really sweet boy, blonde, tall, smart… He can be a drag sometimes…

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Oh….Bernando. Right. How could I be so dumb.

Next time janitor boy is creeping on me in the halls, tell him to say hi.

HELL YEAH.

crazy-beautiful—-life:

No more pancakes for you. Got it.

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See…now I regret this. I LOVE pancakes.

Twerken texts

  • Reuben: I actually did know that, but for the sake of the conversation--woah! No way! That's amazing. Stars are just underestimated cause they're little, huh? Reminds me of a certain, tiny someone.
  • Reuben: Nah, but I might have spent all of last night looking into the big, bad universe. It's pretty crazy, the shit that goes on all around us.
  • Reuben: But yeah, it was perfect. Thank you so much.
  • Terk: Did you just act all excited about a fact you probably learned when you were like two just because I was all excited? And they say chivalry is dead.
  • Terk: Tell me, though - what did YOU learn during your big, bad voyage across our itty bitty piece of the universe?
  • Terk: You're welcome. I hope that was a good kickoff to a well deserved 10-day celebration of your birth.

HELL YEAH.

fuck-ohana:

Sure, yea, uhh… good things… many good things.

Beeeeee-rnando… my friend.. Pedro and Beernnnaando. yup.

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Yea… thanks… I like it too.

I don’t know anyone by the name of Bernando.