Texts // Twizzy 

  • Swizzy: Woah woah! The Swizz does not make empty promises. If you wanna, I'm down any time. Shoot, we can go...wait maybe not tomorrow night, I got class. But Tuesday night, I got you.
  •  Swizzy. Brooo, you know I don't know what you'd lie about. We just met. But I got you, after now, no more judgement. That's gonna be hard...
  • Terk: Tuesday, then. Holding you to it.
  • Terk: Well NOW you know my ass don't lie about cereal. Better jot that down. Haaah, I'm gonna see how long you last then - maybe I'll even make one of those polls bitches gotta bet money on.

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Texts // Twizzy 

  • Swizzy: I'll keep that in mind. Probably a little biased on his front...
  • Swizzy: You're kinda crazy, but it's cool. We're all kinda crazy. I'm fucking crazy, you see what I do for a living.
  • Swizzy: YOU WOULD? Don't say that if you don't mean it. I mean if I already judged you, does it still count? Hahaha.
  • Terk: You're right...you are fucking crazy. SPEAKING OF, when do I get to tag along for a joyride in the whip? Like, you talk this big game, but I haven't seen it. I'm starting not to believe you...
  • Terk: You think I'd lie about cereal? Psh, you got a lot to learn. And sure...I guess I'll give you a free pass but no more judging from this point, yeah? This is the cap'n we're talking about.

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Texts // Twizzy 

  • Swizzy: It's nothing. You're my new friend, gotta look out for ya. It's what you do.
  • Swizzy: Yeaaaah. I think we all know crossing you is like...like...trying to walk over a land mine.
  • Swizzy: BROOOOOO. All I GOT is Lucky Charms, so I can't even switch. This is miserable. Man, fuck breakfast. That's why I don't wake up early, so I don't gotta eat it.
  • Terk: Yeah, yeah. HAH, you're probably right. But in my defense, I didn't plant any of those bombs. You might not believe this right now, but I'm chill as fuck. Ask anyone - yanno....except my ex. Technicalities.
  • Terk: God, I'm laughing. You probably think I'm fucking crazy too.
  • Terk: Shit, if it's that miserable I will literally give you a WHOLE BOX of Cap'n Crunch. I think I've got like....four? They were on sale. Promise not to judge me and I won't judge you for that weird ass logic you got about breakfast, lmao.

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Texts // Twizzy 

  • Swizzy: Oh, we ALL could see that. You sure? I'm just asking...
  • Swizzy: Hah, not much. Thinkin about suing Lucky Charms on the account of not enough marshmallows. Like this shit's a crime I only got like 5 of them in this bowl. The fuck.
  • Terk: I'm sure, honestly. I've had to come to terms with a lot of shit lately but after....whatever that was - I'm good. Thanks for checking in, though. Not many people do.
  • Terk: Lesson of the day: don't fuck Terk over. She puts you on blast in front of the whole school /crying emojis
  • Terk: Okay, you don't gotta tell me about Lucky Charms. I've boycotted! Them shits got replaced by Cap'n Crunch like months ago, hahaha.

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Texts // Twizzy 

  • Swizzy: Daaamn girl, I didn't know you was gonna come out swinging like that. I mean I can dodge that shit, but I feel bad for this dude, he's getting full blows. You...okay over there?
  • Terk: What can I say? I got a whole lotta pent up anger. I'm fine though - said my piece.
  • Terk: Whaddup?

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Going to head to LA to visit the brother and do some business. 

ifuckinglove-sandwiches:

Dude…I can’t believe I almost married you.

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You’re fucking nuts. Literally losing your shit over a WORD. I’m not about to entertain you and your presumptuous scrutiny. Like do you honestly feel better after that? Need a pat on the back?

But nah, don’t even answer that because I’m done. Just leave me the fuck alone.

Yeah. Me neither.

It’s not the word. In hindsight, I don’t give a flying fuck about the word. If you think I’m crazy, then you never knew me. If you think I have no right to be pissed at you for everything I’ve been put through and then not getting any closure on it, you never deserved me. So, don’t worry. I’ll leave you the fuck alone.

Tell PJ I said hi.


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Going to head to LA to visit the brother and do some business. 

ifuckinglove-sandwiches:

I think you’ve got it twisted, babe. All I was trying to do was have a fun trip out with someone whose company I actually enjoy. A mix up in my vocabulary and suddenly I’ve offended you? Given you the right to come out here and just attack me by my word choice? Because why? You’re still mad? Yeah, but guess what? I’ve moved on and so should you. It’s just shitty that you’re gonna sit here and make me relive one mistake every fucking time I talk to you. Like alright, I fucking get it. I’m a shitty person. I’m a repulsive, nauseating human being who doesn’t deserve to even open his damn mouth and you, God you’re just the all knowing voice of reason. Here to spread her enlightenment to the roaches below. You want me to kiss your feet or what? Because honestly, I don’t know what the fuck you want from me anymore and it’s exhausting to deal with this passive aggressive bullshit.

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Call me babe again. See what happens.

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See, you don’t get it. You’re forgetting that I know you. You’re forgetting that I’ve learned how you operate. You don’t “mix up” your vocabulary like that, not without some underlying purpose. And you know what? I won’t blame you - you might not know you do it. But, I’m gonna let you know what you just did anyway.

You just said some fucked up, borderline manipulative shit. Made it sound like any bitch at this school should be honored to go on some extravagant trip to LA with you. And then when you got called out on it, oh guess what? More manipulative bullshit came out your mouth. Poor little Benny can do no wrong - “one little mistake” keeps being held over his head! I’m not mad - I’m just saying this to let the Elias population know that they should have standards. That’s what you said, right?

Learn the definition of passive, baby, because I’m the furthest thing from it. What kind of person would I be if I didn’t learn from my mistakes and try to prevent people from making the same ones?

Huh.  I guess I’d be you.


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Going to head to LA to visit the brother and do some business. 

ifuckinglove-sandwiches:

Thanks. Didn’t know not wanting to share a hotel room with whatever random ass, smelly kid that volunteered was shitty behavior, but hey, thanks, really. It’s always nice to be enlightened.

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See, no - don’t get it twisted. Posting on a board to see what kinda broad you can share a hotel room with is shitty behavior. Calling it shopping around like people can potentially be something to buy and own is shitty behavior. Not taking other people into consideration with your actions is shitty behavior. Doing shitty things and making up excuses for it is shitty fucking behavior.

How’s that for enlightenment?


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Going to head to LA to visit the brother and do some business. 

ifuckinglove-sandwiches:

Naaaaah, chill. I just said that to let the Elias population know I have standards and that if they volunteered, it wasn’t a guaranteed transaction. You know I hate half these bitches and their happy asses.

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Oh, but of course. You always did have a reason tucked up your sleeve for shitty behavior. It’s an admirable trait.


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