Let me start off by saying I hope your summer has been going well. And if not, be sure to let me know if there’s something I can do t make it slightly better, though that hardly seems likely.
Well, I’d be kinda’ offended if you weren’t glad I’m not dead considering you don’t know me. That sounds like some evil shit, so eh. And that’s a problem, like where do y’all be going? Half of y’all don’t even have lives from the looks of it, so what’s even going on here, but I digress. …Don’t be offended if at some point in this conversation I call you Twerk, that’s my disclaimer. But it’s nice to meetcha’ Terk, I’m Sticky. Uh…nothing much, just chilling, looking at funny Vines. What’s good with you?
Maybe I’m secretly evil, you don’t know! And it is a problem! Everybody seem to come outta the wood work when you posted, though. Is that some sort of talent? I need it.
The only thing offensive about that nickname is that I heard it before. You don’t have anything more original? I’m just playing - but….Sticky? Can I ask how you got that name? Cause I got my ideas…but I need to know. It’s nice to meet you to, though. I’m chillin’, just got off work. Been trying to see if there’s anything good going on tonight, but from the looks of this dash…it ain’t likely.
But hey look, I didn’t fall off the face of the Earth or nothing like that…it’s looking like the rest of y’all did though. It’s dead as fuck, and quite frankly I ain’t with it. So wassup, I know there’s at least one of you lurking in them shadows.
I don’t know you, but…I’m glad you ain’t dead? Yeah, that’s it. You’re right tho - I haven’t seen a single person on this shit all day. Name’s Terk, though! What’s crackin’?
@terkthejerk: my twinny’s hotter than yours. #tbt
Weeeeell, I’m not.
It’s so cool, like your accent is cool. It’s so strange when you travel a lot and hear people say basically the same stuff as you…but it sounds so different when it comes out of their mouth. Ummm…personally? I’d take it as one - double negative in there so it means you are. So yes, it was.
Well get me in on that! A party ain’t a party til’ The Swizz is there. You guys aren’t ready - just wait on it.
HHAHAHA! What the fuck? Bossing the sand around is SO not gonna work, c’mon Terk, what are you doing?
Weeeeell, you’re dumb for that. Cause I’m scary.
Thanks? I’m glad you think it’s cool, cause I can’t really change it, haha. Tell me though, since you travel a lot - what’s your favorite accent you’ve heard? Inquiring minds want to know. Seeee, I knew what you meant. And you’re new here so I’m gonna let you live…but I don’t like being talked to that way. For future reference.
Alright, big talker. You ain’t ever partied with me. If I had to guess who isn’t ready…my bet would be on you.
LISTEN. Maybe it does. You don’t know the sand’s life, okay? Maybe it just needs a stern talking to. Now tell that shit you don’t want it invading your butt crack.
Fight me then, I ain’t scared.
Well they got cool accents and stuff so, that’s probably cool that they’re all over the place. Seeee…double standards ain’t fair! Like, how can you just be chilling, doing shit, and I can’t do it because I’m a dude. Fucked up. Oh..okay cool. Because if you wasn’t…I don’t know. You cocky bro, wasn’t NOBODY talking about banging you. Not that I’m saying you’re not bangable or anything, I didn’t say that shit. I’m just not talking about it.
Wow really, aw, now I’m touched. I’ll jot yours down too.
Well that’s just what sand does. It’s disrespectful. It doesn’t respect your toes, or your butt crack, or your arm pits, it doesn’t CARE.
Weeeell, you should be.
Yeah, I guess you’re right. I’ve been here so long that I’m kind of used to it by now, but that’s something you definitely pick up on when you first start meeting people. Umm, “Not that I’m saying you’re not bangable…” Is that supposed to be a compliment? Cause I don’t consider it one. But anyway, moving on,
GOOD, you better. Everyone I’ve ever met turns up on my birthday - I always make sure of it.
See, that’s the PROBLEM. I don’t want sand disrespecting me, okay? That shit is dirt and I’m a human. Treat me with some damn respect and get the fuck out of my butt crack, lmao.
Oh hell no. You thought I was leaving. Imma stay RIGHT the fuck here. You mad, bro?
That’s riiiight. Oh, well at least I got some American brethren around. That’s nice to know. HOLD UP. So we can talk about jizz, but we can’t talk about banging. You a hypocrite for that. I’m talking about it all now. Nonexistent filter gone! I’ll put yours in my calendar IF and only IF you put mine in yours. Because I’ll also be sad if you forget mine.
That’s exactly how it’s gonna go, what do you mean? But you’ve been on this island - beach five minutes away, for how long? And you haven’t been acquainted with the sand. Whats good with you? Okaaaay, all I gotta say is…don’t die.
YEAH I’m mad. We’re fighting.
Yeah, yeah. You and the damn English people run this place, I think. But a lot of us come from all over. No see, you got it wrong. I can talk about whatever I want, but you can’t because I’m a lady and you have to treat me with respect - it’s the beauty of the double standard. Nah, I’m kidding. I don’t give a shit what you talk about. As long as you ain’t talking about banging me, we’re good.
I already did put it in mine, whatchu meeean? I’m ahead of you already. I got your present shipping from Amazon (no I don’t).
I didn’t say I haven’t been acquainted with the sand…I just don’t like it getting all up in places it ain’t supposed to go - comprende?