It is. It shouldn’t matter one way or the other I suppose but feeling good because you’ve got some sort of purposeis actually quite nice. I. KNOW. He’s walking and talking some. I want to cry. It’s cute though. He calls me Mo. My friend Rafiki and I think he’s mixing up mom and Ro.
I feel that! I remember when I used to just chill on the couch and watch movies all day with the old squad. What a life that is, huh? But hey, you live and learn.
That’s the most adorable thing I’ve ever heard. Hey, JUST SO YOU KNOW - if you ever need a sitter, and I’m free…I gotchu, yeah? That little boy is cute as fuck….I may steal him.
BAAAAABY, where have you been?
No, wait…where have I been? Oh, cheri, time has made me miss you more than you could know. How is life, Terkey Leg?
I was abouta say - what you asking me for? YOU been gone longer than I have! I miss you too, thoughhh! But, I’m great. I’m doing well in school, I’m living my life….ain’t got a single complaint, yanno? What about you, my love?! How you been? We need a shopping date soon.
Holy smokes girl! You ARE busy. I guess hat’s good though. When I’m not busy I go a little bit crazy. It’s never pretty. Life’s prettty good. Dean’s doing great. He’s getting so big. He’ll be two in December. I’m nowhere near ready.
Hell yeah! It’s been pretty rad. and yeaaah, I get what you mean. I think I’m the same way - didn’t realize it until I started taking on more, but I’m definitely happier now that I’ve got…goals and shit, yeah? It’s a wonder what being a productive member of society will do to you.
Damn, he’s almost two already? See…no. He’s staying one. Sorry, Dean. No birthdays for your ass.
I LIVE FOR IT!
Okay okay. Admitted exaggeration on my part.
How’re you Terk!
It’s okay. I forgive you this time.
Oh, I’m fucking grand. Yanno, I’m doin’ that school thing, doin’ that work thing… my Portuguese professor got me as a TA now, too! I’m busy, but…it’s been good. Gettin’ that paper, yaaaanno?
WHAT ABOUT YOU? How’s life? How’s the little gremlin?
I don’t know when I got so horrendously out of shape but I currently think I’m dying.
Miss Ro - I don’t know much about death, but I assure you…you ain’t dying. Just drink some water, yeah? You’ll be good in no time.
So I’m going to assume that since their parties are wack then they must be a bunch of jerkoffs. Not my scene. Why can’t everybody just be chill, yanno?
Oh come onnn. You gotta show The Swizz those secrets, bro. I won’t go telling nobody, I swear. Yeah yeah, I’ll give you some cool points for that one. Yo, if Envy’s where it’s at, you tryna get trashed, and so coincidentally, I’m also trying to get trashed, lets go! Right now. You and me. You down?
You would be correct with your assumptions, Mr. Swizz. And I don’t know! I ask the same damn question every day.
Shiiiit, you wanna go right now? All right - I need like…twenty minutes. Meet me outside the junior dorms, yeah? I gotta warn you, though - I’m abouta drink you under the table. I may be small, but I can hold my fucking liquor. You won’t be ready.
Um…yes? I like movies. You haven’t? Well you guys obviously aren’t doing it right.
No keggers? What’s wrong with ‘em? Well…that’s just unfortunate. While competing is something I’m down for, I don’t got the time to fight for a female. The club I can do, though. And you gotta whole street of them, I’ll be damned! You got any suggestions? Preferences - on where I should go?
I like movies too, but I know they ain’t real! Haha, maybe we are, but I’m good with doing it wrong, if that’s the case. Save that shit for PornHub.
Yeeeah, the frat parties here are whack, so I’m just saving you some time. Hell yeah, I got suggestions - I know that strip like my own backyard. But, Terk here’s got a rule. I can’t be telling you my secrets, yeah? I can show you, though - if you’re lucky.
Haaaah, I’m kidding. But, that was smooth, right? I won’t lie, I’m just in the mood to get trashed and dance. Envy’s where it’s at, though. Mad Elias kids go there, and it’s usually lit…even on, like, a Tuesday.
Where IS everybody? I thought college was supposed to be all keggers and inter-dorm orgies and sorority girls skipping around in their little outfits and stuff. What the fuck? I feel so ripped off.
Broooo! I’m just gonna take a guess…and say you watch too many damn movies. Because I ain’t ever hear of nobody having orgies in their rooms…
The rest of that, though - you can find ‘em if you look hard enough. Though, a little advice…you don’t wanna go to no kegger. Too many dudes tryna get pussy and not enough of it to go around. You’re better off hitting up the club - and we got a whole street full of those.